Good day, dummkopfs.

Let me introduce myself, schweinhunds; I am Prussia, and I strongly dislike every single one of you. All of you are weak, pathetic peasants looking in vain at silly old pictures of naked women. You are the embodiement of everything that is wrong in today's world. To be frank, have any of you won a war against Austria, or even France? I mean to say, I can understand that such weak egos may lead to public harassment, however, you have succeeded in making it a more vicious art. This ranks among the worst of the vices a mann can commit.

I urge all before me to be honest. Attempt an insult, you will find that it is quite difficult. My body and mind are perfectly balanced and completely efficient. I became a great European power under the reign of Frederick the Great, dominated northern Germany politically, economically, and in terms of population, and was the core of the unified North German Confederation. Und du? What have you accomplished since 1525, beyond auto-erotic pleasures in the presence of animated features from the far east? I also marked the downfall of Napoleon III and the end of the Second French Empire, and recently, another german state joined me (It's a very wealthy state and it sworn allegiance to me last night, I might add; it was VERILY of military benefit). But in short, all of you are weak, weeping sodomites with nothing else to look forward to than spending the rest of your vile existence crushed under my hobnailed boot.

Icon related: That's me being generally superior than you in pretty much every aspect.